I have landed in Singapore and located the free Internet.
Flight was pretty uneventful. I set some incredible scores in Tetris and watched Shooter (starring Mark Wahlbergs biceps).
Things went downhill on our descent, when the right half of my face went through explosive decompression due to my sinuses or whatever being blocked up.
I was feeling sorry for myself until the 4 year old asian kid 2 seats to my left unleashed an amazing David Bryant-esque stream of nausea all over her mothers leg. I did the honorable thing of snatching my bag off the floor and tucking my knees into my chest.
Im off to find the connecting terminal or wherever the hell my next plane is leaving from. All the security guards here look disturbingly legit. As opposed to the retired PE teachers we have back home, these guys have hats and nightsticks. They are very very small tho. Comedy small.
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Enjoyed your report Matt. Dad and I have deloused your room and removed the accumulation of paper, car parts and dust. It looks quite respectable now. I don't want you to feel insecure so rest assured that we have not yet advertised it as vacant. We really do miss having you in it. And... we have more milk in the fridge than we know what to do with.
hey matt, where'd you leave the keys to the s13? we're going to give it a paintjob, seeing the zed looks totally awesome now !
also, you're missing out on forza2 and dave drifting a trueno meth styles
so, when are you coming back anyway
whats small?
the sticks or the security guards?
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